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26th-Dec-2012 10:24 pm - I love my engineer father.
Me: (frowning) Hmm.

Dad: Something wrong?

Me: Well, I have a question, but I don't know how to ask it without making me sound really, really creepy.

Dad: Go ahead.

Me: How many human bodies would it take to fill a twelve-by-twelve pit to knee high?

Dad: (stares)

Dad: (pauses, thinking)

Dad: Well, if you assume the human body's eighteen inches wide, eight inches deep, six feet high... (pauses, ticks off a few fingers) I guess about twenty-five, twenty-six?

Me: Okay, yes, awesome, thank you!

Dad: I'm going to ask the pastor to pray for your soul next Sunday. Why couldn't you just want to be a druid with a blue candle or something?
loquaciousquark: ((dragon age) fenris is SUSPICIOUS)
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